Sunday, February 17, 2008

Step One: Global Recognition. Step Two: Global Domination

As much as I love and cherish anyone and everyone in my hometown (probably consisting almost entirely of the few I have forced at gunpoint to access, read, and laugh at my blog) who reads this, you guys just aren't enough. I need a fanbase that includes people from *actual* towns or maybe *gasp* CITIES?!
Not that I don't appreciate the people who read, and tell me how much they love me, and my blog, but mostly me. Far from it. If I could remember--or cared--what Jesus said to that Peter dude, I would say it to you.
Anyway, anyone who has an idea on how I can gain a larger fanbase, let me know. Perhaps in a comment, on this post? Comments are one way of making me feel better about all the hard work I put into this thing. Seriously, comments, guys. I know a bunch of you have read stuff, but NO COMMENTS?!?!
As of this post, it is considered mandatory for anyone who enjoys some of my writing to post a comment stating as much.
In closing: NOTICE ME, JAY PINKERTON!! VISIT MY BLOG, ROBOTMAN!!! LEND ME THE MAGIC THAT MAKES YOU AMAZING!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

noob

Anonymous said...

har har

Anonymous said...

i'm from a city that!! Ur fanbase is expanding already:)
i also feel like ur bullying us into leaving comments *tear* if this becomes abusive we may need to talk...:P love you<3
-Ash ( too lazy to make sum or of login fancy mane thing)

Anonymous said...

that is bigger then milton**

Anonymous said...

If you write it, they will read.

I think that about says it all.

baha